While the Queen's Away, the Native's Play.

While the Queen was celebrating her fake birthday by quaffing champagne from giant tea cups and getting a tattoo of Freddie Mercury on her arse, far far away in one of her forgotten colonies the natives were growing restless. Something burning deep inside was urging them to go forth and enjoy the gifts endowed unto them by their pagan Gods – the gift of movement.

Hope y’all got some training in over the long weekend!